The author of this blog (middle-aged, nondescript Cornishman with relatively few offensively bad characteristics or discernible talents) wishes that anyone interested in reading any further posts on the scribblans blog should accept the following:
Ages ago, I used to write a lot of what people popularly call haiku, but was aware that, strictly speaking, they were more senryu. And possibly aren't even that.
My apologies for the lateness of my review. Although you have now sent three emails to remind me to review the Replacement Bath Screen Seal Clear 1000mm 8mm x 16mm, I have only just returned home after a hospital stay, so I am now reviewing the item as relentlessly requested.
It may be a bit late, you've probably sent your cards by now if you value your life more than I do, but I've come across some Valentine's verses that you are free to borrow if you still need one.
I've changed the name I use here again. I was using 'brumph' (because it's Bear and Humphreys smashed together at high speed and some of the letters were in the crumple zones)